Gutterboard

Wakeboarding or kneeboarding in a flooded street, while being towed by a car, truck, atv.

Were gutterboarded all the way down Fremont Street after the rainstorm Saturday.

by vdrive60 October 28, 2010

Butterboard

A girl with a butterface who is also a surfboard

Holy crap, that girl is a butterboard, since she has no features or a pretty face.

by Glenn William February 20, 2012

guiteyboard

Keyboard that you play standing up, like a guitar.
see Keytar.

Nice Guiteyboard!

by octavius March 10, 2004

Butterboard

A form of poultry torture treatment, most commonly used by Kentucky Fried Chicken. Similar to waterboarding, but with melted clarified butter. This contributes to the flavor and juiciness that KFC is well known for. This process has been identified as one of the best ways to instigate the release of hormones related to fear and stress, one of the Colonel's seven secret spices.

The chickens were subjected to butterboarding and forced to watch hours and hours of video from the slaughter of their ancestors .

by jcizzles October 19, 2015

Butterboarding

Verb - A commonly used process in the torture of poultry, very similar to waterboarding but with clarified butter instead of water. This process is very popular with Kentucky Fried Chicken and contributes in the production of stress and fear hormones, rumored to be one of Colonel Sander's seven secret spices.

Chickens at the KFC plant go through approximately 20 minutes of butterboarding per day , which helps keep the meat juicy and delicious.

by jcizzles October 21, 2015

Glitterboarding

A form of torture invented by elementary students and used on their un suspecting teacher victims each year around the holiday season.

I came home from school an emotional shell of the man I once was, the victim of holiday glitterboarding

by glittered and tattered December 1, 2021