Butterboarding 

Verb - A commonly used process in the torture of poultry, very similar to waterboarding but with clarified butter instead of water. This process is very popular with Kentucky Fried Chicken and contributes in the production of stress and fear hormones, rumored to be one of Colonel Sander's seven secret spices.

Chickens at the KFC plant go through approximately 20 minutes of butterboarding per day , which helps keep the meat juicy and delicious.

Butterboarding by jcizzles October 21, 2015

Butterboating 

Verb. To shake ones face back and forth while placed in between the butt cheeks of another.

Derived from the term Moterboating.

That stripper did not appreciate the man with greasy cheeks butterboating here without asking.

Butterboating by Butterboater June 9, 2009

Butterboating

Its like motor boating but instead of boobs its your butt

Going butterboating at the strip club.

Butterboating by Wldflwr79 January 14, 2026