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1. That guy is so lame, he must be a Gurubelle
Gurubelle by anonymousehpn1234 July 18, 2022
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grueller 

noun: an individual who has no resources, and even less dignity...but has no hesitation in spending yours.
alvin is such a grueller, i lent him my vise-grips and duct tape to fix his car and he sold them for 2 dollars at Venice Beach! wtf?!
grueller by sandspit September 24, 2007

grueller 

A term referring to an extremely arduous episode or event such as being involved in a car crash or meeting your boyfriends/girlfriends parents. Believed to be derived from gruel the watery soup provided in workhouses during Dickensian times ie "please sir can I have some more gruel?".
Geoff had an a absolute fucking grueller when his foreskin got caught in the car door!
grueller by monkey boy February 4, 2005

gulubele 

A technology not yet possible in todays standards. Gulubele is a cloaking device which renders its wearer or object invisible to the naked eye.
Soldier#1: " We might get spotted, activating Gulubele now."
Soldier#2: " Copy that!"
gulubele by X10999999 March 13, 2019

Grueller 

Someone who consistently sees the bad side of a situation and attracts a negative vibe to themselves
Marc's such a fucking grueller. He sits at his desk and moans and gruells all day.
Grueller by TheGrueller October 15, 2008

Grueller 

Lazy Customers who complain and want you to jump through hoops over the smallest things
"He was a complete grueller when he asked me to give him his floppy drive for free"
Grueller by Jack Custard October 15, 2008

grueller 

A loser who never has any funds and is always looking to bum from a friend. Also used as a term of affection amongst pot-smokers (who often don't have any money and bum bong hits from their friends).
Jefe you're such a grueller, I can't believe you sucked down the last of my buds!
grueller by Bard April 28, 2003
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