Gurky Turky

one of the hottest creatures to ever roam the flat earth. likes eating turkies a lot, and can be found near the back of the art room. he is fucking cute as hell and has a budget phone.

Damnnnnnnnn, you out here looking like a gurk

Gurky Turky looking like a SNACK
That phones nice and new, but it’s something gurk would have

by cuteboi443 October 14, 2019

Gurkey Turkey

A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass

James: Man I forgot to wipe

Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!

by penis_potato April 29, 2021

Gurkey Turkey

a term accustomed by Duddy from FGTeeV that means "scaredy cat"
It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"

Granny hit you with a bat (that's Gurkey)
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey

by Radin Happier June 5, 2024

Glurky Turkey

when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

Glurky Turkey

A Glurky Turkey is when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025