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A term used by the Youtuber FGTEEV Duddy. Being called a gurkey turkey is the equivalent to being called a scaredy cat.
"Oh, you're such a gurkey turkey!"
"What can I say? I'm kind of a gurkey turkey."
Gurkey by corey2525 December 30, 2020
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A fricking stooped term used by FGTEEV Duddy that literally replaces the t in Turkey with a g. It makes no sense and is annoying to hear repeated on a "video" that is more of an advertisement.
Duddy, "Oh MUh Gah- GURKEETY GURKEY GURKEY
His child, "HAHAHAHLOLOLOLOXDHARHHAH"
DUDDY, *Silence for once* "GURKEY"
GURKEY by Bigsexwaluigio July 12, 2018

Gurkey Turkey 

A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass
James: Man I forgot to wipe

Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!
Gurkey Turkey by penis_potato April 29, 2021
A geico lizard
Did you see that gunkey trynna help me save 15% on car insurance
Gunkey by Hpbobnig June 12, 2019
You're a bloody Gunkey mate, fucken loser.
Gunkey by Gunkey February 13, 2020

Gurkey Turkey 

a term accustomed by Duddy from FGTeeV that means "scaredy cat"
It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"
Granny hit you with a bat (that's Gurkey)
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey
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