Gupid

A sex monster that lives in hedges and inserts branches into nearby orrifices

Dont have sex in that hedge, it might contain a Gupid!

by galianna February 25, 2010

guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.

wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*

by Chipthechip January 28, 2019

guidoo

Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.

With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.

by swetepete February 6, 2010

Guide Dogging

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.

"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"

by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012

Guido Pump

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.

I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.

by Condor February 2, 2017

guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.

Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.

by Sloppy July 12, 2004

Acrapulators Guide

A book describing the custom of acquiring items of nominal value, or at greatly discounted prices -- usually used.

The Acrpaulator's Guide is very funny.

by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005