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An expression used in the académe industry which means , to have a terrible teaching method but is a good friend/mentor.

Usually applies to educators and professors.
Professor Snape is acting like a complete guinto but at least he makes up for it when it counts.
Guinto by Oxxy_Montalvy September 13, 2016
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It is a type of teaching method that makes relatively easy concepts impossibly difficult and will make you realize that the only thing you will be able to learn is the fact that when tungsten is heated it lights up.
Guinto sucks!
Guinto by Asis_Rhoderick October 30, 2011

G'guntox 

An extremely large g'gunt that has acquired sapience. Frequently large enough to swallow men whole and consume their souls. There exists a prophecy, telling of the coming queef from the great g'guntox that will end the universe and shatter space time. The plural is g'guntoxen.
That woman is no g'gunt, she's a g'guntox.

Angela is the greatest of the g'guntoxen.
G'guntox by Nathan Birch April 21, 2008
Canonsburg, Pennsylvania; located just south of Pittsburgh. Many want to be from, or claim to be from here since they live in surrounding areas. Composed of tough, Blue Collared mother fuckers
Yo son I'm from Guntown where we clap it, and when we out of bullets, we use the back of it.
Guntown by J_Money_Son October 3, 2006

Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers

A word that describes a woman’s breasts with the upmost quality. Especially when describing breasts that are the size of basketballs.
Trevor: Mrs. Madrazo has some serious Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers!
Michael: You kidnapped his wife!?
Franklin: Fuck dis shit homie.
A warrior that wields a Gun and cannot be stopped.
That Guntoxy destroyed an entire city.
Guntoxy by anonymous July 24, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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