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"Gootooth"

When your having any form of sex with a girl that's wearing a Blutooth and you blow it on the Blutooth
I just turned your Blutooth into a "Gootooth"
"Gootooth" by Sven the Great April 4, 2009

Poontooth 

The wireless synchronization of women’s menstrual cycle.
Since the mother-in-law moved in, the poontooth is in full synch. Now double-psycho-bitch mode is in full effect once a month.
Poontooth by Warzeboy January 30, 2010
A person who floats around like a fart in a bag but can't be heard. He is seen by others as comparable to a ginger.
Hey, goontoot, do that again and I'll blacken your eye worse than your smell.
goontoot by twot May 26, 2008
The speaker on your iPhone, used as a primary listening device when your car is so ratchet that it has neither Bluetooth nor an aux jack. For best Goldtooth sound, the iPhone must be placed, speaker out, under the visor.
Passenger: Damn, man, your car ain't got no aux cord or Bluetooth? How is we supposed to listen to Prarie Home Companion podcasts?

Driver: (Placing his iPhone under the visor, while the rich, sonorous, sounds of Garrison Keillor's voice are squeezed tinnily out of tiny speaker holes like a steak through a screen) Don't worry, brah. We've got Goldtooth!
Goldtooth by The Katt April 5, 2017

goongothd 

When you say goodnight to your bf/gf. Instead of “Goodnight” you say “Goongothd”
“Goongothd babe, love you”
goongothd by Jacksonanio69 September 3, 2021

goonmonth 

The goonmonthis a month that randomly gets picked every year where people goon 24/7 for an entire month. Everyone gets to the end of the month gets a copy of the video game "Five nights at Diddy's". The ones that did the best get a copy of Balarke's "Goon tape".
example: Do you participate in the goonmonth?
goonmonth by Bajamazz September 29, 2025
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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