The one named Gukesh is THE perfect man any girl could ask for. Everything he does, he does in KING style. He's humble, handsome and considerate. Loves romantic movies and songs. A deep conversation with gukesh while on a riverside walk would be a perfect date. He's chivalrous and charming and just anyone can't help adoring him.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).