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A Gunuch is like a Eunuch that uses guns to replace his balls.
He is such. Gunuch. Whenever anyone calls him a wimp he buys another gun to show how tough he is.
Gunuch by Briton Phillip July 12, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
The welcome mat to your asshole. Should be kept neat and tidy.
By using a shag rug as a welcome mat, we could already infer Winston doesn't trim his guuch hairs.
Guuch by Mr PieandChips October 23, 2011
Related Words
Gunuch • Gunch • gunching • Guncher • gunchy • Guntch • guruchild • gnuche • Gunchaa • gunche
1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.
1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.
Gunch by Lou February 23, 2005
Mel is a dirty gunch!
Gunch by Lou June 23, 2004
An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.
"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"
gunch by andouilles January 5, 2022
A roblox game of which my friends have become addicted too. this "Gunchilla" of sorts has become a parasite in my daily life... I can't escape it
Ex1.
HOW IT STARTED
"what is a gunchilla"

"oh its just a what we call this roblox game called gorilla"

EX2.

" ̧̨̛̬̝̳̪̦͇̹͙͎̪̯͙͛̍̏̀̀̒̿̋͐̀̿̈́́̉́͂̿̿̆͘͠ͅͅG̵̡̹̟̻͕͗̈͛Ų̵̢̨̛̛̲̼͇̤̩͉̱͉̥̜̞͕̠̜̠̩̟͈͉̦̊̎́͑̈́́̓͊̏̉̓͌́͒͆̊̐̋͌̓̿͌̾̒̕͘͝͠N ͇̜̦̳͉̓́͒̏͛̂́̀̔̂̀́̀̈́͑̈́͋̔͑͠͠͝C ̨̺̱͈͆͑̅͊͊̓̀̑̏̈́̓̈̂͂̌͂̔̈́̇̈̚͘͝Ḩ̵͇͉̥͗̃̋̉̀͌̈́̿͊̑͗̌̃̃͐̚̕̕͘Ỉ̴̢̲̟̦͖̪̆̿͛̔̉̀̓͂̊̇̌͗̓́̉̐̔͒̽̇͆́̑̓͘̚͘̕͝L ̳̭͖͚̜̻̮̣̤̯̝̒̋̀͂́́̍͐̉̒̂̃͘̕̚Ļ̴̧̡̗̣̦̜͔͉̘̳̻̖̙̞̝͈͕̥̩̂̈́̓̅̍͛̕ͅA ̢̢̛̛̩͍̦̝̠̫͎͈̱̞̻̲͙̲̰̜͇̙͉̿̀͗̄̈́̀̈̿͗͜ ̶̢̡̝͇̰͖͍̝̖̙̣̥̗͇̮̺̱͉̺̞̩͕̝́̋̒̏̐͜T̶͈̭̟͉̖͈͕̟̖̰̱̳̼̗̱̟̩̪͍̞̰̊̄͑͊̅̾̿̐̽͑́̓̇̊̑̎̒͗̕̚͜͠͠I ̧̗͈͒͛̄̽̾̾͂̂̌̽̑͋͗͂̅͗̈́̑͋̌̾͗̉͌̈́̀̽̈Ṁ̴̤̰̰̣͔̠͍͇̫͙̒͜Ḙ̴̝̜̇͛́́̀̚"̶̛̝͉͖̤̭̗̖̈́̃̀́̐̀͒̀̊̀̀͐͒͐͋͝

"Please end my suffering I'll do anything!"

"̶̨͉͇̫̠̠͙͚̗̱̺͓̙͖̏̀͂̈́̈́̈̋̔͛̂͊̐̇̊̽̈̐̑̇́̈̈́͠͝͠Ş̴̰̯̖̟̗̘̼͈̦̠͈̰̫͚̫̥̯̑͑̌͌̈́̉̊̈́̒̃͌͐̇̍̇̓̓̿̐̽͂̚͘͘͝Ų̴̻̪͙̤̗͓͙̥̯̱̲̯̹͇̠͔̲́͑̒̓̓̒͊͜͠͝͝B̶̢̡̨̡̢̢̢̛̛͉͔̜̠̝̗̱͇̪̩͍̫̰̟̹͎̤̟̭̣̲́̒̑̃̀̈́̓̑͂̈́͑̈̈́͆̽̆̕̕͘M̵̳̥͇͔͛̉́̑̂̽͆̀̀̈́̾̃̍̃͠͝I ̞̙̲̼̥͇̞̘͖̭̻̉T̶̛̙̝͙̮̩̉̔̈̊͌̀̓̆͋̈̃̂͌̐̂́̐͒̉̽̔̓̽͘͘͝͝͠ͅ" ̨̦͈̲̭̗͖͉͕̺̫̝̓͛̌̚̚͜
gunchilla by Steamed Broccoli March 21, 2021

DIRTY GUNTCHEZ

WHEN A SICK FUCKING DUDE IS FUCKING A FAT FUCK AND TAKES HIS HANDS AND RUNS IT ACCROSS HER GUNT RASH, AND THEN PUTS SOME GUNT CHEESE ON HER UPPER LIP
dude, i was fucking this pig in the ass ,, i pulled it out ,, flipped her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez
DIRTY GUNTCHEZ by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009
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