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Gumpin It 

The act of placing a living freshly caught shrimp, (or crawdad depending on your region) inside of your rectum in the manner of the hamster Lemmiwinks in the South Park episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance". There are some who swear by the more extreme variation "Bubba-Gumpin It" - in which you place two belts around your lower thighs in a tourniquet-fashion to pay homage to Lt. Dan.
Sorry I'm late, I was Gumpin it for the last hour or so.
Gumpin It by [Zuss]BeanMan March 29, 2025

Gumpin' It. 

Going where your heart leads you without fully knowing how you are affecting the world around you.
I don't really have a plan, I just do what I feel I need to do next...I'm just Gumpin' It.

Gumpin' it 

when you fuck someone whos not quite retarted but almost there.
"i was Gumpin' it last night with that chick in the freezer room in the back bro"
Gumpin' it by gumper November 22, 2021

Gumpin' It 

The Act Of Waiting At A Bus Stop While One Sits His, and/or Her Posterior Structure Onto A Nearby Bench, Lookin' Like One Douche Of A Gump.(see. Gump)
Some Dude: Yo Man Its Been Over An Hour, Where You At?

Smokey SellsALOT: My Bad Dawg Im Stuck Here Gumpin' It At This Bus Stop.

Some Dude: You Douchebag!
Gumpin' It by Boondocckkkkk November 12, 2007

Gumpin' It 

Masturbating EXCLUSIVELY to the sex scenes in Forrest Gump the Novel made in 1986 by Winston Groom and the 1994 movie by Robert Zemeckis
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm about to be Gumpin' It so hard!"
Gumpin' It by ShadyShrew August 25, 2025

straight gumpin' it 

One's ability to run with great amounts of speed. Usually in order to reach a destination or escape a pursuer.
"I was trying to catch Dave, but he was straight gumpin' it!"
straight gumpin' it by Stealthfox December 8, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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