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Gummy Bear’d 

The action of a Male performing sexual intercourse on someone with a flaccid penis.
I just got gummy bear’d by Paul’s 4 incher
Gummy Bear’d by Slayatron April 26, 2023

gummy bear deluxe 

A female, usually of the age of 70 or older who has no teeth and pleasures you orally
Your granny gave me the best gummy bear deluxe
gummy bear deluxe by Charlesthesloth November 26, 2020

National Gummy Bear Album Day

Every November 13th, the Gummy bear Album will be released. You must listen to the song and eat gummy bears.
Man 1: Did you hear dude? It's National Gummy Bear Album day! Let's go eat gummy bears and listen to it.
Man 2: yeah, who didn't know? It's obviously November 13th!

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple 

When you are over-stimulating and just need one of these before you turn into an........ Apple.
I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple uh oh he turned into an apple i´m to late.

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR 

Something you need when your over-stimulating
I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR HELP apple

Gummy Beard 

A Gummy Beared is when a handful of gummy bears are licked and applied to the face to make it look like a beard made out of gummy. This word was first pioneered in the blog www.thecliarnival.com
"I licked a bunch of gummy bears, stuck them to my face, and now I have a Gummy Beard"
Gummy Beard by The Cliarnival2 April 28, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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