To stretch the truth in extremis
"The other night, my mate Shed spilt a full glass of red all over him, whilst I sat across the other side of the room and laughed at him".
OR
"That fart sounding noise was the door - not my arse"
OR
"I drank loads of beer the other night whilst you girls drank nothing"
OR
"That fart sounding noise was the door - not my arse"
OR
"I drank loads of beer the other night whilst you girls drank nothing"
by Churchill March 26, 2004