2 definitions by mikeljaxn13

A person who is unskilled at climbing, and by extension, unskilled at life in general. In distinction from a “gumby”, which can be a temporary state of being, a gumboid is innately unskilled at climbing.
1. Look at this gumboid trying to climb the pink one in the corner when he can’t even send V3s.
2. This gumboid couldn’t send any actual lines his first time climbing outside, so rather than admit he sucks at climbing, he made up his own “FAs” and spammed our crag’s Mountain Project page to have something to tick. He gave them really inflated gym grades too.
by mikeljaxn13 March 31, 2020
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1. to go from white to black
2. to sing a george michael song as if michael jackson was singing it
1. whoa check out that jheri curl! he really pulled a jackson michael!

2. laaaaast christmas! i gave you my heart! hee hee! but the very next day! you gave it away! dah! OW!
by mikeljaxn13 September 1, 2014
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