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when your either soo buzzed up you dont have a grasp for what is going on around you.

or

when you havent slept in some hours and have been humping all day to the point your tired and Gumbied out. eye lids cant stay open, ya know falling asleep at the wheel kinda thing.

and

ppl talking your ear off, not getting the hint that you want them to leave, your to tired and just want to go to sleep.
wow dude, me and bob just came back from smoking a joint and were both Gumbied out.

ive gone none stop and havent slept in 24 hours , im so Gumbied right now.
Gumbied by robot betty November 14, 2011
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to drape one's limp penis over a sleeping friends forehead, nose, ear, etc. so that it resembles laying a gummy worm across the sleeping individual. Bonus points are awarded for creativity, such as painting the penis prior to placement.
Hey, why is he so pissed?
I just gummied him, he woke up with my inch worm on his eye lid.
God damn you. That's the 3rd time you've gummied me this week!
gummied by mchayden35 September 8, 2010
This is a phrase that's become common in the London skating scene, and generally refers to new skaters who don't yet have much in the way of skating skills. Howvever, it's still possible for experienced skaters to make gumbie-esque mistakes too.
Despite the fact that he's been skating for 6 months now, he still skates like a total gumbie.
gumbie by Acidedge November 15, 2005
A dorky, or clumsy, or shy person. Like calling a person or yourself a gumbie is like making fun of their swag. like a person who is being a pussy about doing something like the example below.
bob: "Hey bro go talk to her!"

george: "na man, I'm to shy!"
bob: "why not?"

george: "I'm to shy! I just can't"
bob: "wow! bro you're such a Gumbie!"
george: "shut up!"
Gumbie by D.M.P.A.C.T December 4, 2011
A stupid person.

An ignorant person.
You are such a gumbie...
Gumbie by Tankman88 May 22, 2007

Cucky gumbie 

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A large creature that resides in the realms of small room, eating large amounts of food substances and swears constantly. A gumbie will say fuck a total of 356 times per day.
I can hear something... - person 1
Don't worry, it's just Gumbie... he's hungry - person 2
FUCK, HURRY UP WITH MY FUCKING FOOD!!! FUCK!!! - Gumbie
Gumbie by IrLul January 11, 2010
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