gumbleton

Or "The Gumbleton"

Is the act of sending text messages to work colleagues while in the process of a bowl movement which has reference to the proceedings of the movement.

Fred - Did you get my gumbleton.

Rick - Yeah that was disgusting you weirdo.

gumbleton by Jason_Visser January 11, 2009

maxwell-gumbleton 

A true legend. Handsome, noble and athletic.

Look at that maxwell-gumbleton, I would do anything to talk to him

maxwell-gumbleton by Weirdo135z October 6, 2018

Gimpleton 

Akin to the simpleton, but much more gimpish! Looks awkward and has a terrible gait, dresses badly but never gives up because of an iron willed determination. Given half a chance, it would inform you of facts for a good hour and a half. Glasses are usual, but thats not a hard and fast rule. (as sometime the specs are in the top pocket of the shirt)

Dont, its a gimpleton you might live to regret it.

Gimpleton by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Jumbleton 

Soft, furry, non-offensive creature except when in a grumpy mood. Violent after a few drinks but generally lovely and gorgeous. Best when with a Dubz.

What a silly jumz!

Quick! There is an example of the elusive Jumbleton bear!

Jumbleton by Debz91 September 16, 2010

Gumbleoid

1. Those regenerator guys on the Island section of Resident Evil 4.

2. A dickhead of small stature.

3. A person of usually small stature that thinks he is cooler than he is.

1. "Bro, you need the thermal scope before you can kill those gumbleoids!"

2. "Man, Danny DeVito sure is a fucking gumbleoid,"

3."Check out this gumbleoid talking to your sister!"

Gumbleoid by Skark June 11, 2008

gumblehog

A selfish, fat person who eats everthing in his path (food wise)

That fucking Gumblehog ate all my cheesy puffs

gumblehog by Ur-A-Cunt March 15, 2017

Bumbleton 

Another word for a downright fool or idiot

Jack : You are a bumbleton Henry
Henry : Shut up asshole

Bumbleton by pankcakes45436 November 18, 2022