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Gobbledonging 

Gobbledonging is when you and a partner are having sexual intercourse and you start making noises like a turkey.
"Last night, me and Kim got it on and she was gobbledonging all night long."
Or "The Gumbleton"

Is the act of sending text messages to work colleagues while in the process of a bowl movement which has reference to the proceedings of the movement.
Fred - Did you get my gumbleton.

Rick - Yeah that was disgusting you weirdo.
gumbleton by Jason_Visser January 11, 2009
A gorblon is a word with an unspoken definition. It is used to describe a person negatively and their behaviour.
1. “James is such a gorblon.”
2. “What a gorblon”
3. Captain of the Gorb Squad
Gorblon by Gorblonopolus November 12, 2018

Grobletombus Marble Eyes 

The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish
"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."
Gohbletog, is when someone sucks dick while making a chicken noise.
Man all that girl does is “gohbletog”
gohbletog by localhotwhore December 28, 2021

gorblesnort 

gregariously devouring food whilst emitting the occasional loud snort
The small long sausage mutt grunted and groaned, snorted and chortled, hooted and hollowed as she gorblesnorted down dinner
gorblesnort by Sjunkerdu November 17, 2019