Or "The Gumbleton"

Is the act of sending text messages to work colleagues while in the process of a bowl movement which has reference to the proceedings of the movement.

Fred - Did you get my gumbleton.

Rick - Yeah that was disgusting you weirdo.

gumbleton by Jason_Visser January 11, 2009

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Gumbleoid

1. Those regenerator guys on the Island section of Resident Evil 4.

2. A dickhead of small stature.

3. A person of usually small stature that thinks he is cooler than he is.

1. "Bro, you need the thermal scope before you can kill those gumbleoids!"

2. "Man, Danny DeVito sure is a fucking gumbleoid,"

3."Check out this gumbleoid talking to your sister!"

Gumbleoid by Skark June 11, 2008

gambleholic

Like an alcoholic, but instead of drinking Alcohol. You can't afford anything to drink because you loat all your money and your addicted to be a poor fuck sleeping on the street with millions of dollars in debt.

Jessie: "Hey, what happened to Dad?"
Jesus: "He Gambled and tried to become an alcoholic, but lost all his money and got addicted to being a whore instead. Thus, he is now a third grade Gambleholic"
- Gambleholic Anonymous, 1997, Colourised.

gambleholic by ##@GamblingLord69@###MONEY$$$$ April 17, 2018

Gobblehogger

A Fortnite sweat

That soccer skin is such a gobblehogger

Gobblehogger by The #1 Goat March 14, 2023

Gumblegorf

To shit on ones chest and then mash it in.

Me and my husband are gumblegorfing

Gumblegorf by Ethigga Slub April 23, 2025

maxwell-gumbleton

A true legend. Handsome, noble and athletic.

Look at that maxwell-gumbleton, I would do anything to talk to him

maxwell-gumbleton by Weirdo135z October 6, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026