Musician, founder of maleminded, and
tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly
tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many
tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.