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Football player currently playing for Fenerbahce Istanbul and the Spanish National Team. He is playing as forward, and can show off with a nice number of Achievements in his career, eg:
European Champion 2008 with Spain
Best Scorer of the Spanisch League 2008
Winner of Turkish Super Cup 2009

Fenerbahce bought him in 2008 for 17 Million Euros.
In his first season, he could not realize what was expected to him, scoring only 11 Goals in the SuperLig.
Guiza, ve gool!
Guiza by slmnaber August 10, 2009
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flying V guitar player 

Someone who plays the style of guitar that's called a flying V.
Dale's a Badass flying V guitar player! Pure raw talent & genius

guifakists

A fake guitarist, portrayed by an actor, usually used in TV, Film, or advertising.

Term coined by YouTube musician/comedian SteveTerreberry.
That Mike and Ike ad had a bad guifakists, she wasn’t even playing cords!
guifakists by G_Ranger January 3, 2020

Canadian Air Guitar 

An oral sex act similar to cunnilingus, except the female's genitalia is talked down to and criticized in disapproval.
Logan's Canadian Air Guitar skills have cost him his last three relationships.

Guitarist 

The guy who your girlfriend left you for.
Dude... She left you for the guitarist of your own band!!!

Electric Guitar 

An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning
Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.
Electric Guitar by Mineralogie March 18, 2017
an all around perfect guy who is very smart, sexy, muscular, extremely funny, and good sports. He is also very good with the ladies ; a guy any girl would be lucky to date
that guy looks and acts like a Gudzak
Damn your so lucky your dating a Gudzak

Oh my God is that a Gudzak
Gudzak by viviland July 15, 2010