Guiseppe's 

generic term for a bad italian restaurant, especially the kind frequented customers whose taste buds cannot abide even a single flake of pepper or spice

named after the italian restaurant in Lady and the Tramp

Our boss made reservations at the grossest Italian joint in town. That place is a real Guiseppe's. I got the worst ever case of Montezuma's revenge

Guiseppe's by Feed-me-seymour February 16, 2010

Giuseppe's Pizzaria 

Full of the best Pizzas in Woodbridge. Other locations are in Markham and Unionville. Short, but very angry and aggressive.

Giuseppe's Pizzaria is the best in town

Giuseppe's Pizzaria by Shaqiri Shaqiri May 9, 2022

Sloppy Guiseppe 

Similar to a Space-Docking, but the defecator's faeces must have a texture that is liquid-like, and must then proceed to have sex with the poo-filled vagina whilst chanting up to 10 Hail Mary's.

Did that priest just give a nun a sloppy guiseppe?

Sloppy Guiseppe by TeamChoad May 20, 2010

Sloppy Guiseppe 

The act of getting an Italian salami sausage, placing it in your girlfriend's vagina until she climaxes and then eating it. Sausage must be Italian for it to be a true Sloppy Guiseppe.

Dave: "How did your date go with Sally last night?"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"

Sloppy Guiseppe by Smiffo November 7, 2018

screaming guiseppe 

A homeless dude that goes around shoving his dick in other homeless people. He has a retarded laugh mixed of snorting and dying so beware.

dude look at that screaming guiseppe

I just pulled a screaming guiseppe

screaming guiseppe by meaty360 June 22, 2022

Guiseppe

Giuseppe is a common name in Italy, however it’s sometimes misspelt as Guiseppe. If you are fortunate enough to know a Guiseppe, this is a rare encounter.

Guiseppe is one of the most sweetest, kindest guys you will ever meet. Be blessed if you have a friend named Guiseppe. He is very empathetic and you can rely on him for advice.

Not only is Guiseppe a great guy, he is amazing in bed and nicknamed Big G ;).

“Oh you know a Guiseppe?”
“I’m very fortunate to have him in my life”
“I hear he is nicknamed Big G from his last girlfriend”

Guiseppe by MrZane April 24, 2021

Guiseppe

Derived from an Italian person sipping cappuccino, this is a more specific version of 'Pearl Necklace' where the ejaculation ends in a creamy smear across the girls top lip.

I bashed one out and gave her a Guiseppe.

Guiseppe by Emmbee January 14, 2007