The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interestingread.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
A guineasaurus rex is an off the boat italian american, or a guido. They usually have sex promiscuously with multiple partners in college. They enjoy saying things like "fucking skanks" and "Jaeger Bombs!" while pointing around the room.
Mike is a huge guineasaurus rex, no matter what you say.
Guinnass is a condition that strikes those that consumed large quantities of Guinness the night before. It is marked by deadly flatulence and frequent trips to the bathroom.