The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interestingread.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
A guineasaurus rex is an off the boat italian american, or a guido. They usually have sex promiscuously with multiple partners in college. They enjoy saying things like "fucking skanks" and "Jaeger Bombs!" while pointing around the room.
Mike is a huge guineasaurus rex, no matter what you say.
Guinnass is a condition that strikes those that consumed large quantities of Guinness the night before. It is marked by deadly flatulence and frequent trips to the bathroom.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.