A guineasaurus rex is an off the boat italian american, or a guido. They usually have sex promiscuously with multiple partners in college. They enjoy saying things like "fucking skanks" and "Jaeger Bombs!" while pointing around the room.
Mike is a huge guineasaurus rex, no matter what you say.
Buy a
Guineasaurus Rex
mug!
Heather is usually a name for dumpster babies. These dumpster babies usually grow up to be very skanky and unusually tiny.
Mr. Wayne and Mrs. Sally just found a baby in the dumpster, and named her Heather.
