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n. the sound of which one hear's when one's slampiece chokes on one's phallus during a late night beej.

v. To "guook" as to make the sound of a blowjob

adj. "guooker" syn. bitch, drunk ass, one who likes to guook
You fuckin guooker
guook by guooker July 28, 2011
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Pronounced "Goo"-"Goss"

Goo - as in the slimy substance
Goss- from gossip "GOSS-sip"

Definition:Bad gossip

Whats the latest Gugoss / Gu'goss?


Pronouced different when stressed.

Gugoss by Lj.2008 June 23, 2008
Versione italianizzata del famoso search engine google. ancora più veloce e performante dell'originale,
Ho trovato un sito di tettazze su gugolo
Gugolo by FunkyBoy98 February 14, 2018

Gurokawa 

Gurokawa (グロカワ) is a slang term of Japanese origin that is a combination of the katakana words for grotesque and cute. It origanated in the 2000s and is considered an aesthetic. It can also be applied to a style of clothing and makeup.

An example of Gurokawa could be a cute character with pastel colors that has something that has to do with gore or some kind of common phobia.

Basically Gurokawa can be anything that is cute and unsettling at the same time.
Person1: "whatcha drawin?"

Person2: "A Gurokawa styled character."

Person1: "oh. Wait what's that??"

Person2: "Gurokawa is an aesthetic that is a combination of creepy/grotesque and cute."

Person1: Ohhhhhhh, cool.
Gurokawa by KristyOwQ September 4, 2021

gugootz (cucuzza) 

Italian word which can mean stupid person, also a sign of affection. Literal meaning: the vegetable squash.
gugootz (cucuzza) by wicked August 15, 2003

Gugonomous 

Goo-Gon-Nah-Muss

1- A Special word used in special circumstances, to describe something of rather large nature.

2- A word that can be used in a derogatory light, usually something that is severely obese in nature.
3- A very large ASS
"See Jake over there? Yeah- Doesn't he have a Gugonomous Rump?"
"Show me that Gugonomous Rump shaker, boy..."
Gugonomous by Rumpdumpshaker February 26, 2023
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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