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Gigolo aunt 

A Girl who is usually very cute and pretty that seduces men makes them madly fall in love with her using her specific ways but unlike a male gigolo she's not interested in money but only the pleasure of capturing and breaking their heart.
its also a popular Syd Barrett song.
guy #1:"i want to kill myself for her..."
guy#2:"dude its not worth it shes a gigolo aunt, she's done this to many others"
guy#1:"what should i do then?"
guy#2:"i don't know. go listen to syd barrett or something."
Gigolo aunt by shane713 January 11, 2015

Guyological Clock 

The progression or time period between puberty to permanent bacherlorhood marking a man’s marriageability.
John is only 42 years old and I want to fix you up with him before his guyological clock expires and he becomes a permanent bachelor!

gigolo flex 

When a player uses his status to assert his dominance over a woman. For example, if a guy is a good looking player, and one of his women gets out line, he can flex on her and tell her to shut up; but he has to do it smooth and stern, not violent and aggressive.
Woman: Why the hell were you talking to that bitch at the bar?!?

Player: First off, don't raise your voice at me. Second, I'm going to talk to whoever I want, when ever I want. And third, you know you I care about you. That woman means nothing to me...

Woman: Okay... I love you baby. I'm sorry for raising my voice...

Observer at the bar: Damn that dude just showed the gigolo flex like a pro.
gigolo flex by ak2215 August 13, 2016
a male prostitute equivalent to a high-class call girl; gigolos service wealthy women, as opposed to servicing homosexual men like most male prostitutes do
Gigolos sometimes receive gifts in lieu of payment for services, for example a Rolex or a Mercedes.
gigolo by Bozz Hawg June 4, 2004

pro bono gigolo 

A male that sleeps around for little to no profit. A public service male prostitute.
Damn Daniel has been with a different chick the past 3 nights. He's becoming quite the Pro Bono Gigolo!
pro bono gigolo by BabyMamaDonna October 20, 2020
a man who performs sex acts on women for money; a man-whore
"Women pay me to give them pleasure." -- Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo
gigolo by Super Guy March 19, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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