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Gigolo aunt 

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A Girl who is usually very cute and pretty that seduces men makes them madly fall in love with her using her specific ways but unlike a male gigolo she's not interested in money but only the pleasure of capturing and breaking their heart.
its also a popular Syd Barrett song.
guy #1:"i want to kill myself for her..."
guy#2:"dude its not worth it shes a gigolo aunt, she's done this to many others"
guy#1:"what should i do then?"
guy#2:"i don't know. go listen to syd barrett or something."
Gigolo aunt by shane713 January 11, 2015

Guyological Clock 

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The progression or time period between puberty to permanent bacherlorhood marking a mans marriageability.
John is only 42 years old and I want to fix you up with him before his guyological clock expires and he becomes a permanent bachelor!

gigolo flex 

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When a player uses his status to assert his dominance over a woman. For example, if a guy is a good looking player, and one of his women gets out line, he can flex on her and tell her to shut up; but he has to do it smooth and stern, not violent and aggressive.
Woman: Why the hell were you talking to that bitch at the bar?!?

Player: First off, don't raise your voice at me. Second, I'm going to talk to whoever I want, when ever I want. And third, you know you I care about you. That woman means nothing to me...

Woman: Okay... I love you baby. I'm sorry for raising my voice...

Observer at the bar: Damn that dude just showed the gigolo flex like a pro.
gigolo flex by ak2215 August 13, 2016

gigolo

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a male prostitute equivalent to a high-class call girl; gigolos service wealthy women, as opposed to servicing homosexual men like most male prostitutes do
Gigolos sometimes receive gifts in lieu of payment for services, for example a Rolex or a Mercedes.
gigolo by Bozz Hawg June 4, 2004

pro bono gigolo 

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A male that sleeps around for little to no profit. A public service male prostitute.
Damn Daniel has been with a different chick the past 3 nights. He's becoming quite the Pro Bono Gigolo!
pro bono gigolo by BabyMamaDonna October 20, 2020

gigolo

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a man who performs sex acts on women for money; a man-whore
"Women pay me to give them pleasure." -- Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo
gigolo by Super Guy March 19, 2004
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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