by Wyatt F. May 6, 2019
One who asks one too many questions, has to know everything at a every given second, and or meaning grandma.
Dude don't be a sito.
by Faint88 November 6, 2009
by TheOtherGuy13 January 29, 2016
An extremely cool kid, that lives in M.I.A.Y.A.Y.O. He is a prep that occasionally dresses ghetto. His pants always showing his underwear. Stud with the girls!
Kid 1: He look its that famous kid Sito
Kid 2: He's a cool prepster!
Sito: What did you say about my mama
Kid 1&2:(in Unison and fright) Nothing cool sir
Sito:(Beats kids for talking about his mama)
Kid 2: Sito ur still cool after beating us up with your incredibly big and strong muscles and really ripped abs.
Kid 2: He's a cool prepster!
Sito: What did you say about my mama
Kid 1&2:(in Unison and fright) Nothing cool sir
Sito:(Beats kids for talking about his mama)
Kid 2: Sito ur still cool after beating us up with your incredibly big and strong muscles and really ripped abs.
by Sito July 31, 2006
A Muslim who flies planes, sometimes crashing into buildings. He always blames others for 9/11 and is on Americas Most Wanted List.
Lastly, he decides to not wear underwear.
Lastly, he decides to not wear underwear.
Man: Dud I just pulled down this kids pants and was greeted with a mouthful of dick!
Friend: Was it Ali Sito? He's always not wearing underwear !
Friend: Was it Ali Sito? He's always not wearing underwear !
by Mark Master January 11, 2017
|s?tõ| + |st?r?|
noun (pl. -ries)
1 an account of imaginary people and events told for entertainment.
2 a false statement or explanation; a lie, esp. one told to make oneself sound better/smarter. usually refers to one that takes place in Puerto Rico, but in more recent cases does not have to. usually stars a relative or friend. approximately one or two sentences in length, but may be longer.
noun (pl. -ries)
1 an account of imaginary people and events told for entertainment.
2 a false statement or explanation; a lie, esp. one told to make oneself sound better/smarter. usually refers to one that takes place in Puerto Rico, but in more recent cases does not have to. usually stars a relative or friend. approximately one or two sentences in length, but may be longer.
1 "Yeah, I've brought a knife to a gun fight once."
2 "They do that all the time in Puerto Rico."
3 "He's telling another sito story..."
2 "They do that all the time in Puerto Rico."
3 "He's telling another sito story..."
by Qwerty Uiopa September 25, 2005
by J60kd August 8, 2023