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n. the sound of which one hear's when one's slampiece chokes on one's phallus during a late night beej.

v. To "guook" as to make the sound of a blowjob

adj. "guooker" syn. bitch, drunk ass, one who likes to guook
You fuckin guooker
guook by guooker July 28, 2011
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Gaping WithOut One's Knowlegde
A spread open butthole unbeknownst to its owner
"Holy Crap, did you just fart?"
"No"
"Then you must be GWOOK and I can smell your inner anus"
gwook by The Stink Monster November 27, 2013
Related Words
guook • Guooking • gook • Glook • gookie • gooked • Gookin' • gooking • gooker • Gookie Cookie

scissorlift gook 

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?
scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020
person: “hey you look nice today”

other person: “glook bro”
glook by bigbootyhoe2426 May 30, 2018
A combination of good and looks into glooks. The two previous words together means good looking out for me. Glooks is just a shorter combination of the two words making more easily said. Thus "glooks" was born. Its pronouced "Gluhkchs"
Pete: *hands max the bart*
Max: Glooks for the bart bro I appreciate it.
Glooks by Glooks King February 7, 2020

gook toons 

Grandpa: "Quit watchin yer damn gook toons!"

Kid: "It's anime grandpa! And it's not a cartoon!"
gook toons by Zurgo Sergal August 4, 2016

Gookertino

An alias for Cupertino, CA. Alluding to it's alarmingly prominent Asian population.
"That chick was so fat, she had more Chins then a Gookertino phonebook."
Gookertino by SoS Virtue August 8, 2012
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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