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n. the sound of which one hear's when one's slampiece chokes on one's phallus during a late night beej.

v. To "guook" as to make the sound of a blowjob

adj. "guooker" syn. bitch, drunk ass, one who likes to guook
You fuckin guooker
by guooker July 27, 2011
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