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The best human to possibly be alive

Oh no guffloe is on the other team we lost

Guffloe by Guffloe July 27, 2022

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Gufflefuck

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.

I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

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Guffle Doat

The part of skin between male nipples

"my guffle doat hurts when you pull my chest hair"

Guffle Doat by Captain Peter *Chillen* January 4, 2008

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Gufflegloss

The glossy, smooth top coat of freshly fallen then iced over snow.

Wow, Katherine, the gufflegloss after the snow finally stopped is amazing.....

Gufflegloss by Inkedheart October 22, 2015

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Gufflet

A passing of wind that is too horrendous to not be noticed, but not meaty enough to be a proper guff

Good heavens that was some gufflet Charlie.

Gufflet by RAZZLESPARROW September 18, 2016

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Gufflebuff

Define and use GuffleBuff in a sentence
GuffleBuff is a combination of two slang phrases brought about in a random conversation.
To define “Guff”. Guff has the common meaning of bothering someone, messing with someone, give them a stoppage in a fun humorous manner. Is used as a verb.
To Buffalo means to irritate, intimidate or confuse someone by an action of words.
So the term guffleBuff is used as a verb in a conversation to combat someone giving you guff and trying to confuse you at the same time.
Created between a man and his wife… and a funny conversation. June 6, 2025.

Don’t Gufflebuff me

Gufflebuff by Alaskanporters June 6, 2025

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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