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guernica 

A painting by Picasso and one of the best fucking songs by Brand New.
guernica by Shaquanna July 10, 2005

Gurnicking

the act of urinating on bathroom floors and walls either intentionally or unintentionally; the noun form of the word "to gurnick".
Man 1: dude, i had to piss massively but the bus was moving.
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...
Gurnicking by masster debater March 12, 2011

gubernaculum 

The Tissue that aids in the dropping of the testicles -- a very good word to use in hang man
When Gill became a man (age 17), the gubernaculum aided in the descending of the testes
gubernaculum by wordoftheday January 7, 2008
To coat the floor, walls, and sometimes ceiling of a room with urine. Can be done either intentionally or unintentionally. Noun form of gurnicking.
Ex. 1:

Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:

Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!
gurnick by Eileeen Dover April 17, 2011

gubernaculum 

Oversimplifying anatomy: Gubernaculum is the name of a ligament that balls are hanged on. The word is used to sarcastically describe a wired thing or as a nickname of a wired person.
Look at this gubernaculum!
gubernaculum by Gubernaculum March 20, 2004
to piss on a bathroom floor and/or wall; verb form of the word "gurnicking"
Bro 1: Dude, I'm sorry but I...
Bro 2: You gurnicked didn't you?
Bro 1: Sorry bro...
gurnick by gurnickingmaster March 13, 2011