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Gurnicking
the act of urinating on bathroom floors and walls either intentionally or unintentionally; the noun form of the word "to gurnick".
Man 1: dude, i had to piss massively but the bus was moving.
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...
Gurnicking by masster debater March 12, 2011
gubernaculum
gubernaculum by wordoftheday January 7, 2008
gurnick
To coat the floor, walls, and sometimes ceiling of a room with urine. Can be done either intentionally or unintentionally. Noun form of gurnicking.
Ex. 1:
Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:
Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!
Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:
Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!
gurnick by Eileeen Dover April 17, 2011
gubernaculum
Oversimplifying anatomy: Gubernaculum is the name of a ligament that balls are hanged on. The word is used to sarcastically describe a wired thing or as a nickname of a wired person.
Look at this gubernaculum!
gubernaculum by Gubernaculum March 20, 2004
gurnick
gurnick by gurnickingmaster March 13, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.