Gurnicking

the act of urinating on bathroom floors and walls either intentionally or unintentionally; the noun form of the word "to gurnick".

Man 1: dude, i had to piss massively but the bus was moving.
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...

Gurnicking by masster debater March 12, 2011

Garricking 

When you're so drunk that you close your eyes while you drink your beer. Aka sleep drinking.

I saw some dude garricking at the bar last night. He was hammered.

Garricking by The Real Wiz 76 April 12, 2016

garlicking 

Leaving randomly in the middle of a conversation for no discernable reason. Garlicing mainly happens on text conversations.

James is always garlicking when we're having a group chat on Messenger.

garlicking by KeelanD August 17, 2016

Gaynicking 

Gay panicking

I'm gaynicking so bad right now.

Gaynicking by Stars.abyss29 August 24, 2019

Dirty Garlicking

A special New Year’s Eve tradition mainly associated with some Eastern European countries. The practice is carried in the belief of bringing good genital health for the following New Year.
The act involves spreading raw garlic on one’s penis which first then has to be sucked and licked by their sexual partner until a satisfactory garlicky breath on their end is achieved. This is then followed by either vaginal or anal sex until ejaculation, after which the garlicky semen has to be sucked out so that both partners have garlic smelling breath.
It is believed to be a type of cult activity with very little evidence of the origins of this tradition.

-So how was your New Year’s celebration darling?
-Oh it was amazing Mum, me and Marta were dirty garlicking before the clocks turned midn…
-Ugh so that’s why your breath stinks like that??? Damn me that’s vile son, I only thought you had garlic toasts for breakfast!

Dirty Garlicking by tomstamos January 3, 2022

gurlocking

When a snail rides a horse

Wow look at that snail go! I didn’t know he was into gurlocking

gurlocking by theOGdaggo August 21, 2023