Guamps 

A filler for a swear word of private body part.

shut your guamps!

Guamps by jordan arnald November 26, 2010

guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap

Bro don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual

guapsexual by Guapsexual June 21, 2020

guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap

Bring don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual

guapsexual by Guapsexual June 21, 2020

Up the Gumpstump 

"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.

Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.

Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.

Used as an exclamation!

Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!

My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!

Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!

Up the Gumpstump by *echo* July 7, 2010

gramps 

someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'

gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.

gramps by anon January 12, 2004

guampf 

Food that is tastes bland and is not worth eating

My girl tried to impress me with her cooking, but everything she served tasted like guampf. If she had seved shit, at least it would have a flavor.

guampf by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011

Gramps from Hive 

BADASSERY

Wasp:Hey, Gramps coming

Queen:Hold my beer,I need to see that badassery
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Gramps from Hive by Helen123123 November 20, 2018