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A boy that sucks farts off of a girls bicycle seat
Daniel always walks around sniffing his upper lip... he must be a guampf!
Guampf by Guampf August 15, 2017
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i'm off to get rid of the gumpf on my computer
gumpf by god4000 June 3, 2005
Guamped (GW-AH-MPED)

Another synonym for "Fucked".
I just guamped a fat bitch.

Every time I kill someone in a video game I scream "Get Guamped"!
Guamped by Yung Las April 12, 2020
a radical feminist who is too accommodating of transgender males and ultimately is a genderist who enforces female socialization, i.e. she is known for "simping for troon taint"
i don't follow gampfems, they enjoy tonguing troon taint
gampfem by cacaheadfem June 3, 2021
Gnampf is a word used by Bernd das Brot in the German kid's tv show Bernd das Brot. I doesn't have a meaning and can be used for everything, explaining itself in the context of the sentence, or maybe not. That's ok too.

It is pretty similar to the word "etwas schlumpfen" which is used by the smurfs to replace any other word.
Gnampf is a good word to use when you are speechless. If you don't know what to say, say gnampf.

*you dropped something* "Gnampf!"
Gnampf can be used as a swear word
"I gnampf you"
Or if you aren't able to say I love you
*holds a plushie* "Her name is Gnampf"
Such a deep and meaningful name
gnampf by Aykaramba_destroyer March 10, 2021
1. Spurious data held in a database through error, incompetence, poor design, poor maintenance, age, misplaced user priorities, but usually due to a subtle confluence of all of these factors.

2. Data that will never, ever be used and is recorded merely because it can be, or must be due to regulation.

3. The lowest qualitative measure in the epistemological hierarchy of wisdom, knowledge, information, data, gumpf.
Wikipeadia contains a lot of gumpf.

I used to read my horoscope in the paper but now I realise they're just gumpf.

Many government computer systems are regulated to store only gumpf.
gumpf by Whimsey January 14, 2008