guampf
My girl tried to impress me with her cooking, but everything she served tasted like guampf. If she had seved shit, at least it would have a flavor.
guampf by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011
Words you can keep
gampfem
a radical feminist who is too accommodating of transgender males and ultimately is a genderist who enforces female socialization, i.e. she is known for "simping for troon taint"
gampfem by cacaheadfem June 3, 2021
gnampf
Gnampf is a word used by Bernd das Brot in the German kid's tv show Bernd das Brot. I doesn't have a meaning and can be used for everything, explaining itself in the context of the sentence, or maybe not. That's ok too.
It is pretty similar to the word "etwas schlumpfen" which is used by the smurfs to replace any other word.
It is pretty similar to the word "etwas schlumpfen" which is used by the smurfs to replace any other word.
Gnampf is a good word to use when you are speechless. If you don't know what to say, say gnampf.
*you dropped something* "Gnampf!"
Gnampf can be used as a swear word
"I gnampf you"
Or if you aren't able to say I love you
*holds a plushie* "Her name is Gnampf"
Such a deep and meaningful name
*you dropped something* "Gnampf!"
Gnampf can be used as a swear word
"I gnampf you"
Or if you aren't able to say I love you
*holds a plushie* "Her name is Gnampf"
Such a deep and meaningful name
gnampf by Aykaramba_destroyer March 10, 2021
gumpf
1. Spurious data held in a database through error, incompetence, poor design, poor maintenance, age, misplaced user priorities, but usually due to a subtle confluence of all of these factors.
2. Data that will never, ever be used and is recorded merely because it can be, or must be due to regulation.
3. The lowest qualitative measure in the epistemological hierarchy of wisdom, knowledge, information, data, gumpf.
2. Data that will never, ever be used and is recorded merely because it can be, or must be due to regulation.
3. The lowest qualitative measure in the epistemological hierarchy of wisdom, knowledge, information, data, gumpf.
Wikipeadia contains a lot of gumpf.
I used to read my horoscope in the paper but now I realise they're just gumpf.
Many government computer systems are regulated to store only gumpf.
I used to read my horoscope in the paper but now I realise they're just gumpf.
Many government computer systems are regulated to store only gumpf.
More from Urban Dictionary
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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