guampf

Food that is tastes bland and is not worth eating

My girl tried to impress me with her cooking, but everything she served tasted like guampf. If she had seved shit, at least it would have a flavor.

by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011

Guampf

A boy that sucks farts off of a girls bicycle seat

Daniel always walks around sniffing his upper lip... he must be a guampf!

by Guampf August 15, 2017