Guaica

Guaica is an annoying person, to most at least. He's sort of popular, is part of the "cool kids", sort of has a lot of friends, and is the shortest kid in the class. Most likely classified as a midget. You wouldn't want to start a conversation with him, but if he starts talking to you, just go with it or he will mock you or do something else that's stupid. You'll always bump into him and he'll make you feel dumb or unwanted, but sometimes you can appreciate him. Not all the time, though. He has nice parents, but clearly he isn't a copy of them. He might make offensive jokes and laugh it off or say sorry, but it's rare he will. But, one day you'll be glad he was there.

who do you hate the most, but not really?

guaica.

by DojaCat_Official May 24, 2022

Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Guacamole nigga toilet

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.

Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.

by Penis retard laundry toilet June 3, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you

random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you

by Wyumi June 17, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.

“Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man

by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.

Skai Jackson:

Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.

by Gappies July 5, 2020

Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen

Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.

by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019