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To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen
Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.
by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019

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To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen
Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.
by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019

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