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guacward 

when something happens and it’s too bad to just call is awkward. it’s guacward. and no it’s not because i had mexican food for dinner. or not because i have an extreme fetish towards avocados.

like when you’re best friend’s ex walks into the store you work at with another girl. guacward! also because it just sounds better and rolls of the tongue. awkward sounds like you’re an “awkward preteen” that doesn’t know how to act in front of her friends. guacward makes your awkward encounters a little more, well, fun. i guess that’s the word. and it’s fun to say.
“omg i just caught andy and tiff making out in the stairwell”

“GUACWARD!”
guacward by simp for you June 20, 2020
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guacward 

guacward is when two people reach for the guacamole and they accidentally brush hands
Joe and Bill had a guacward moment at the snack bar. They deny it.
guacward by bacchikoi September 5, 2010
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guacardo 

Guacardo is the funiest, cutest, and weirdest avocado in the world
Guacardo just posted a new video!
guacardo by Guacardo lover March 24, 2019

guccward 

Squidward with his Gucci slides
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Guccward 

A squid with a THICC ass and never will give refunds at Walmart,also the type of person to yell yeet while doing a school presentation
Dad:son dont look
Son:why?
Dad:because he/she is a guccward
Guccward by Kaysan May 30, 2019

daddy guccward 

When guccward gets pissed
Is that guccward?
No that's daddy guccward because he yoted is Gucci slides
daddy guccward by Guccward May 30, 2019
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