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when something happens and it’s too bad to just call is awkward. it’s guacward. and no it’s not because i had mexican food for dinner. or not because i have an extreme fetish towards avocados.

like when you’re best friend’s ex walks into the store you work at with another girl. guacward! also because it just sounds better and rolls of the tongue. awkward sounds like you’re an “awkward preteen” that doesn’t know how to act in front of her friends. guacward makes your awkward encounters a little more, well, fun. i guess that’s the word. and it’s fun to say.
“omg i just caught andy and tiff making out in the stairwell

GUACWARD!”
by kevin’s daughter June 20, 2020
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guacward is when two people reach for the guacamole and they accidentally brush hands
Joe and Bill had a guacward moment at the snack bar. They deny it.
by bacchikoi September 05, 2010
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