Guacamoler

The process of making guacamole by sticking a whole avocado into your mouth and mashing it with your molars until it becomes mushy. This is the preferred method of making guacamole by most perverts.

Jason *Making lots of gurgling sounds*
Tony- What the hell are you doing?
Jason- "Just making some guacamole"
Tony- "Then why is the avocado so far in your mouth!?"
Jason- "Thats become I doing it guacamoler style"
Tony - "Thats really gay, but it looks delicious!"

by Mcfluffan February 19, 2011

Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Guacamole nigga toilet

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.

Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.

by Penis retard laundry toilet June 3, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you

random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you

by Wyumi June 17, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.

“Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man

by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.

Skai Jackson:

Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.

by Gappies July 5, 2020

Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen

Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.

by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019