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Guacamole nigga penis
Some real nigga shit
Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019
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Guacamole nigga toilet
A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
Guacamole nigga toilet by Penis retard laundry toilet June 3, 2019
Guacamole nigga penis
Guacamole nigga penis by Wyumi June 17, 2020
Guacamole nigga penis
A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.
Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
Guacamole nigga penis by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019
Guacamole nigga penis
Skai Jackson:
Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.
Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.
Guacamole nigga penis by Gappies July 5, 2020
Guacamoleniggapenis
To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen
Guacamoleniggapenis by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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