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Gruth

Omg!! I was telling honest gruth about her
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Gruth

(Pronounced: gr-oo-th.)
1) Shortened name for a 'Grass hoof', which is -of course- a form of natural camel toe, so large, it is infact a whole hoof.
Most gruth's are found in an around nature, when trees etc. warp into giant vaginal shapes. This also happens in earth and often overgrown rocks.
This typical hoof is surrounded by or covered with grass or wirey natural substances.
2) Thought to be named after 'Babe Ruth', a legendary baseball player. Some say, after every home run, Babe would use his strengthy right arm and bat the ground into a small dinted hill. This soon became known as a 'BABY GRUTH'.
Hiker1: Wow, this nature appears quite dull today, it's as if i've seen it all before!

Hiker2: Yes, yes. I feel you my brother. But in no sexual way, I give you my truthful word. This being said, my cheeky woodsman is becoming lonely and full of sorrow.
Hiker1: If only there were some form of female genatalia nearby.

*HIKERS COME ACROSS A GRUTH IN MOUNTAIN*

Hiker2: My dear chap, i do believe we've found ourself a gift of gracious god. I yeild an erect weinus.

-silence-

Hiker2: Why so silent homechild?
Hiker1: I.. I think i just triple'd my breifs.
Hiker2: SNM. xox
by LEZZA B March 30, 2011
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GrubHub

A place where perks give you deals on the food you love. These deals make you want to boogie.
GrubHub ad: GrubHub perks give you deals on the food you love the kind of deals that make you want to boogie
Animated dude in the ad: -starts dancing-
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de gruchy

a person originating from a far off island in the middle of the english channel, de gruchy's are known for their brute strength, amazing charm and quite hairy legs (waxing nvr helps it, trust me!). de gruchy's are also known as the people who like to stay up late, can handle their drink and can write a poem while jogging backwards resiteing the song "hero" by foo fighters over and over in a loop.
a de gruchy can also be referred to as a person of great imagination, sometimes seeing through walls and also being able to do a head-stand for about 20 minutes before passing out.
sometimes a de gruchy can be recognised by their ability to look past insults and to never give them back cause they are better than that.
a de gruchy is not so known around the world as they are an endangered group of natives but can be found on isle of jersey.
to know a de gruchy is a privalige as they can be the most trusting people on earth and respect others, so long as they understand like joey from friends , that a de gruchy DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
"check it out, that guy/girl has the last name de gruchy, lets ask him/her for a drink"

" no, wait dont take his chip, he doesn't share food, he's a de gruchy"

" hey, de gruchy, can you resite a song backwards, say queens of stone age- go with the flow while writing a sonnet about joy ?"

"can we see your legs de gruchy?"
by dannyd35 April 29, 2012
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Gautham

A man with a thick penis.
"I heard he has a juicy Gautham."
"Yea, I wouldn't mind tasting it."
"My girl said it was a mouthful."
by HesWierd69 December 4, 2022
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Grothesk

well known internet troll, mostly known on spikednations for spending 24/7 on videos trying to add a blend of humor but continously failing leading to themselves trying to come up with excuses for why they fail so much only showing further how much of a troll they are, often copies and pastes known remarks from other websites, gets owned all the time by other users and is the leader of trollkind and lives in his moms basment close to the special needs school where even they think grothesk is a bit too special to attend
grothesk "I am the wittiest person ever"

user "not you again go away"

grothesk (quoting mark twain or other known quoter) "I am better than you heres why -(insert known quote)"

user "..........have you shut up yet"
by exploder187 August 28, 2011
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grethel

Sassy, outspoken, and nerdy woman. Knows what she wants and goes for it. A little devil in bed. Once you've had a taste of her, you'll be hooked. A total whovian, but she works it like no other. She's also smart and a hidden beauty. You won't notice it right away. First, you'll think "yeah, she's cute," but once you know her you'll never want to her to leave your life, whether as a friend or a lover.
Ever since I met Grethel my life has become better, she's everything I want in a woman and more.
by womanlover43 December 29, 2013
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