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Sassy, outspoken, and nerdy woman. Knows what she wants and goes for it. A little devil in bed. Once you've had a taste of her, you'll be hooked. A total whovian, but she works it like no other. She's also smart and a hidden beauty. You won't notice it right away. First, you'll think "yeah, she's cute," but once you know her you'll never want to her to leave your life, whether as a friend or a lover.
Ever since I met Grethel my life has become better, she's everything I want in a woman and more.
grethel by womanlover43 December 29, 2013
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one of the most genuine people you'll ever meet

They aren't just honest untill it hurts, but they also try to act mature in every decision. Grethel is a type of person that would make a pros and cons list for the smalllest decision, but they can't risk ruining their future.

Imagine yourself a cozy little bookworm who loves nature and HGW- that's them.

They shine and give the best vibe that's out there.

Althought their patience isn't the best, they can definitly calm you down. But they have their own feelings aswell. Most of the times Grethel acts strong, but they kind of are. They don"t like crying butalso have no shame in it.

Grethel is the kind of person you'd like to have next to you for your whole life: cozy, calm, interesting and cute. Not much more you can ask for tbh :)
Jane: "Omg! Who is she?"
Louis: "Oh that's Grethel. Isn't she great?"
Jane: "YES! I get drunk on jealousy, i wish i had that kind of shine."
grethel by codys left sock December 13, 2022
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Hansel and Gretel 

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.
one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".
Hansel and Gretel by tenesmus November 27, 2017
Grettel is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Grettel and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.
"I see he got a Grettel, what a lucky guy."
"Yeah he better take good care of her, though"
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Smart,intelligent,goofy,funny,athletic,most likely rich,humble,out going ,travels a lot ,popular,has may friends,people want to be around her or be her,stunning,beautiful,great eyebrows,probably accepts you on Instagram if she wants,probably has thousand of request and only accepts 400,quite and loud,good cleaner,good sports player,
You're such a Gretel
Gretel by Shimmerglows139 December 27, 2016
Strong, hot lil girly!

i love ya!
I love my gretel!
gretel by Loverboy April 7, 2004
The person who will extremely make your life awesome. She's no available for everyone because her special and unique personality is really hard to find .Once you meet her , it will the best and crazier one that has every come into your life. She's the funniest girl and the one who makes the difference all the time. Take care of her not only because no one deserves it more,but also 'cause you 'll regret the rest of your days not having her support and joy around.
Not be surprised if it seems like somebody getting out of control all the time, it's just Greshel's normality
greshel by Tkm+ September 26, 2018
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