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Grundle King 

Synonymous with Matt Beavis. Enemy of Little Ponies, and Ruler of the Pick-up Soccer Field.
Man, the Grundle King just scored again!
Grundle King by Dweebis September 30, 2008

grundlelingus 

Ben, a grundle connoisseur, expertly gave grundlelingus to Eric's expectingly sweaty and hairy grundle
grundlelingus by jdubbs January 26, 2006

grundleking 

An expert in the area betwixt the anus and genitals that also is particularly outspoken in their art, so much so that they claim a self-declared royal authority of all things grundle-related.
Mercutio- "Bend thy back, and behold the grundleking!"
grundleking by Themistocles December 11, 2008

grundlefinger

The grundlefinger can be any meta carpal used to massage or tenderly probe the grundle area. Also any person who resembles a small monkey. In portugal it is a common insulting hand gesture
Hey. Get that there grundlefinger out of my gazpacho! After that d bag cut me off in traffic I gave him the old grundlefinger.

grundleingus 

The act of fellatio performed on a man who is having a bowl movement on the toilet. iow, giving head to a guy while he's taking a huge dump.

Referenced briefly in the american pie: beta house movie, wherein a test to join a fraternity includes the requirement of receiving said carnal pleasure.

could possibly refer to the act performed on a woman, but the logistics are much more complicated
"Yo, your mom gave me some grundleingus last night."

"Dude, thats gross."

"no, what's gross is that i had just eaten some taco bell"
grundleingus by _lou_ June 20, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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