An expert in the area betwixt the anus and genitals that also is particularly outspoken in their art, so much so that they claim a self-declared royal authority of all things grundle-related.

Mercutio- "Bend thy back, and behold the grundleking!"

grundleking by Themistocles December 11, 2008

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grundlefinger

The grundlefinger can be any meta carpal used to massage or tenderly probe the grundle area. Also any person who resembles a small monkey. In portugal it is a common insulting hand gesture

Hey. Get that there grundlefinger out of my gazpacho! After that d bag cut me off in traffic I gave him the old grundlefinger.

grundlefinger by commsnderinbriefs June 11, 2021

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grundleingus

The act of fellatio performed on a man who is having a bowl movement on the toilet. iow, giving head to a guy while he's taking a huge dump.

Referenced briefly in the american pie: beta house movie, wherein a test to join a fraternity includes the requirement of receiving said carnal pleasure.

could possibly refer to the act performed on a woman, but the logistics are much more complicated

"Yo, your mom gave me some grundleingus last night."

"Dude, thats gross."

"no, what's gross is that i had just eaten some taco bell"

grundleingus by _lou_ June 20, 2008

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