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The best ship everrrrrrr
Grummio is just true love
U Guys should dateeeee and maybe get married some day
I love Grummio sooo much
Grummio is real
Grummio by jams.the.hoe April 1, 2021
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Someone who gets all the ancillas and be dining like a boss
Caecilius: Hey what happened to my slave girl and my food!
Clemens: that up to no-good grumio probaly took them.
Caecilius: Eheu!
Grumio by BJHSILOVEONEDIRECTION November 20, 2013
An absolute god among men. This sexy beast is the cook in latin textbooks. He gets mad hoes except for that no good skank hoe Poppea. This immortal creature, this unstoppable beast of what can barely be described as a man, who's power knows no limits, is an unforgettable addition to your latin textbook
Dude 1: "Dude you see that sexy beast being followed around by all those swooning people
Dude 2: "Yeah thats Grumio
Grumio by tastysuccman June 11, 2019

Grumming 

The act of grumming involves masturbating while defacating, having a wank while having a shit.
Sam was caught grumming by his mum
Grumming by lorenzo30 February 11, 2010
A significant other whome you have had a child with. Used in place of "partner" or "girlfriend" as a more fitting designation.
Oh no, she is not my wife; she's my grummon.
Grummon by Rc120 October 14, 2016
a bad excuse for a living creature.
that kid is such a grummit!
grummit by karynbomb December 9, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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