grummit 

a bad excuse for a living creature.

that kid is such a grummit!

grummit by karynbomb December 9, 2007

grummit 

A nasty/dirty person. Unkept. Like a hobo in a regular persons body.

"Man ... I feel like a grummit today"

grummit by CMK - Goddess May 12, 2006

Grumpitude 

One's overall level of grumpiness. Grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. A grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5.

Whoa man, chill out. You don't need to be exhibiting such levels of grumpitude.

Grumpitude by Z Bomb November 15, 2007

Grumit 

A person who wears trip pants, all black, and tons of chains. Think they are "hardcore" but are really just being laughed at. They do not shower so they smell really bad, and there hair is greasy and parted straight down the middle. They have horrible hygiene and acne. They have HUGE obsessions with ANIME. They think that they look like the characters from the shows, but they just look completely PATHETIC. There idea of fun is getting together with their herd of grumit friends and playing yugioh cards. They are usually yelling and waving there hands around in the air when talking to eachother. They are probably the MOST obnoxious people on this planet.

GRUMIT 1:"Hazzar! I challenge you to a duel kekiojakamori!"
GRUMIT 2:"Thy sword is no match for my magical powers nakuroki!"
PERSON NEARBY: "wow, get a life grumits"

Grumit by grumitfreesince93 March 12, 2010

gummit 

When you chew gum before hooking up, and as you’re making out you try to push the gum in her mouth.

Jake: Bro did you gummit last night with Olivia?

Mike: You already know I gummedit with her.

gummit by qite September 29, 2018

dad-gummit 

"Dad gummit" is a very simple thing to explain.
First, you use reverse dyslexia for the first two letters in each term.
"Gud dammit".
Then one simply fixes the first term by changing one vowel.
"God dammit".
And there you have it.

Dad-gummit, you sneaky little bastard.

dad-gummit by Jacobo Waffle April 21, 2009

grommit 

A young surfer

That ocka is a grommit

grommit by stinkoman February 24, 2004