Grumlie 

Noun: Name for a mischievious sockmonster living in feral abandon on the west coast of Canada. He was born in Montreal, Quebec, and christened with beer. Known to a wide range of fans, known as the Grumerians.

Verb: a type of dance involving a lot of vigorous lower body action and wild swinging of elongated arms.

1. What would Grumlie do? (Asked when confronted with a potentially boring or stressful situation)

2. To dance the Grumlie.

3. Wow, he was doing the Grumlie and she was all over him like a magnet to iron filings, or a mouth to manly tea!

Grumlie by Grumlie August 3, 2011

Grumley Snort 

Snorting fresh jizz in a line off of a table.

The big blond is so dirty she was even down for a Grumley snort

Grumley Snort by Mr jawker December 19, 2016

grumblies 

1. extreme or excessive hunger
2. the continuous production of loud grumbling noises eminating from the stomach region, as a result of hunger

Tommy and I had the grumblies so we went to the Caribbean Grill for lunch.

grumblies by Jimbo April 10, 2003

grumpied 

to have defecated somewhere

I just grumpied all over the place

grumpied by Mikey May 13, 2005

sqeezing out grumpies 

brewing stew, cutting logs, making brownies, defacating, taking a dump, dooing, the poosie, pooping,

Jake was sqeezing out grumpies when the phone rang, it startled him and he got a little back splash when he constricted extra hard one big log.

sqeezing out grumpies by Doo-Master September 7, 2006

grumpies 

1. An imaginary disease that causes one to be uncontrollably emotional.

2. A word used when you can't excuse your bitchy behavior with "I'm PMSing" because you used it a week and a half ago.

I'm sorry I snapped at you today, I just have a bad case of the grumpies.

grumpies by Evelynne December 29, 2007

monthly grumpies 

1. Any moodiness experienced by a woman while she is PMS-ing or on her period

"Oh, don't take Diana's mood swings too seriously...she's just on her monthly grumpies."

monthly grumpies by TenkoHime May 16, 2010