Gruddle

to over touch shared food. to maul food that other people might want to eat as well

Please stop gruddling the olives Peter.
That garlic bread has been well gruddled!
I don't fancy eating them after she's been gruddling them.

by Yesyoucangoto September 23, 2015

Gruddle

The mix of both a sincere cuddle and intense groping.

He asked maria if she wanted to Gruddle with him and watch Teen Witch.. She could not deny such a eloquent request.

by DaWordConcocter June 28, 2016

Gruddle

When you wife wants a cuddle and you use the opportunity to grope her.

I wanted a cuddle not a gruddle.

by Rikstir July 4, 2018

gruddle

A combination of grinding and cuddling.

A good gruddle session always leads to more.

by Ed Coles October 6, 2008

Gruddle

A group huddle.

The team had a gruddle before and after the game

by Alf's mum February 15, 2019

grundle fish

The act of diving head first into the groinular area looking for some fresh, salty grundle.

Gian grundle fishes like a truffle pig looking for black gold.

by j$.devops October 5, 2010

grundle

Grundle is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a grundle?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

by Chane. March 27, 2020