Mason: Dude, I just woke up from that dayger. I blacked out heavy.
Jacko: Bro, you still have to come to Jessica's house, she's having that fat party tonight.
Mason: ah fuck, guess I'm pulling a Grover Cleveland today...

Grover Cleveland by big beef hucker October 28, 2019

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Grover Cleveland

This act takes place within one evening ( perhaps a party in most cases) , and involves two guys and one girl. First guy #1 bags this trash-barrel whore, then guy #2 has his shot and then finally guy #1 comes back for one last go. Thus serving 2 non-consecutive terms!

"At a frat party"
Guy#2 "Mark" : Hey "Joe", you won't believe it, I just fucked that skank Judy 10 mins ago!

Guy#1 "Joe": Nice dude, I fucked her at the beginning of the party!

Guy#2 "Mark" : Wait, what?!? Goddamit! That's why she was so sloppy and loose, that fucking bitch!! UGH!!!

Guy#1 "Joe" : Eh fuck it, you pussy. I'm going back for round 2!

Guy#2 "Mark" : You're a regular motherfuckin' Grover Cleveland!

Grover Cleveland by Clockworkmike June 30, 2010

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Grover Cleveland Remembrance Day

Unofficial holiday falling on or near the first of August celebrating the life and achievements of US President Grover Cleveland. Traditional celebrations include the drinking of beer (especially home-brewed), the playing of baseball and/or cornhole, and a potluck dinner.

Dang, Tim. Isn't it about time for Grover Cleveland Remembrance Day?
Why yes, Jeremy. We need to get brewing!

Grover Cleveland Remembrance Day by Pete9870987 August 3, 2018

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Grover Cleveland

(noun) the name given to one of those relationships that seemingly everyone must go through at least once in their lifetime in which the two parties break up and get back together a countless number of times. During those longer 'broken up' periods, they cannot bring themselves to have feelings for anyone else but can still hook up or "hook up" with others. Also referred to as a person's 'first love relationship.' Generally the relationship when one or both parties loses their virginity but not always.

Immature Girl: don't let me hook up with you because right now we're 'on again' in this Grover Cleveland i've got going back home.
Me: alright, but you shouldn't really be kissing me then, should you? and when you say 'i wanna lie down...butnotwith you' you should stick to your word, you immature girl.

Grover Cleveland by rorasaur September 7, 2005

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Grover Cleveland

A sexual act that requires a top hat, monocle, and a frozen piece of meaty stool. To complete the sex act named for the 22nd/24th President, a man must consume copious amounts of Taco Bell to ensure a hearty poop. He must then freeze said poop and then invite a particularly uncouth women over to his lodge so he may"defile her rear quarters" (ROUGH ANAL) while beating her buttocks with the large frozen poo. When ejaculation is near, the man pulls out and says "Here's a nickel for the trolley" and inserts poop into the women's anal cavity.

Twas' a bully day when I gave a young floozie a Grover Cleveland after a day at the Polo Grounds!

Grover Cleveland by PoopyMcGee434 September 21, 2011

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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