Groundbag 

When you don’t have a condom, but find a used one on the ground and reuse it

“This chick took me out back of the bar to do it. Didn’t have a condom so ended up having to groundbag it”

Groundbag by Notoriousbagger January 6, 2023

black groundhog day 

Jan 16th Martin Luther King Day
The Black Groundhog always sleeps in and we get stuck with six more weeks of black history

Lotta folks visiting at the detention center on Black Groundhog Day, way more than Father's Day

black groundhog day by 8peyote January 14, 2017

groundhog dismay 

Like in the movie Groundhog Day where you keep reliving the same day over and over except there isn't anything good about it and there is nothing but dismay.

I'm so depressed with this groundhog dismay crap, same old bullshit over and over again and again.

groundhog dismay by jpg3 January 2, 2012

groundhog expert 

A moron who fails at internet posting by making an utterly stupid inane comment, but in so doing, becomes an instant internet celebrity. Essentially the internet equivalent of Jessica Simpson's comment about "chicken of the sea."

A: "That's not the groundhog making that noise, seriously. Is it?"
B: "please just delete your account and go join the church of scientology....."
A: "Fuck you guys, I'm no groundhog expert."

groundhog expert by Rank N. Feral May 3, 2009

Groundhog Day Effect 

Based on the movie "Groundhog Day" starring Bill Murray. It is the idea that every action that one makes; the rewards and consequences of those actions are not followed through the next day. If someone were to make a big choice, commit a crime, offend someone, make a mistake, or meet someone through out a period of a regular 24 hr. day, those rewards and consequences for all of those actions are not carried through the next day. It is all forgotten. In other words, it's like yesterday never happened. Therefore this pattern can keep on repeating for an unknown amount of time.

Last night, Larry inadvertently said an offensive racial comment that offended many people. However, the very next day Larry experenced a Groundhog Day Effect. All was forgotten and everyone he offended seemed to have forgotten the incident. Therefore, Larry is in the same position as he was before he made the comment.

Groundhog Day Effect by AJHM January 11, 2008

Groundbees 

A game played mainly at a play structure. First the game begins with the person "it" counting to ten. The person "it" has his/her eyes closed while trying to tag the other players. If tagged you are "it". The person "it" can say "groundbees" as many times as they want, if the person it says "groundbees" and you are on the ground you are "it". The person "it" is allowed to go on the play structure and on the ground. The players are allowed to go on both too, but it would be dangerous to go on the ground because the person "it" would say "groundbees" and you would be "it". This game is a game of skill and ninja-ness.

While playing Groundbees I got hurt jumping from the slide to the platform. But, i'm still going to go back and play today because it's so fun.

Groundbees by Qbster April 7, 2009

groundwalking 

When you constantly beg for a healing arrow in TF2

"Med... MED! Arrow me!"
"Stop groundwalking, Groundwalker."

groundwalking by bbbbbbbbbbbbbe January 19, 2019