groundage 

(noun) : a keto delicacy made by mixing equal parts of cooked ground beef and large curd 4% milkfat cottage cheese.

Doug: it’s time for New Year’s resolution I’m going to eat groundage every day!
Bri: So you hate your life!?

groundage by James Lassiter December 29, 2024

groundgy 

kinda gross and tired. A symptom of lack of sleep and overall ickyness.

It is as if your body lacks energy and becomes attached to the ground.

Man! I'm feeling so groundgy this morning!

Hi shaendl, feelin' groundgy?

groundgy by edward ku cat da cool January 22, 2010

Groundbees 

A game played mainly at a play structure. First the game begins with the person "it" counting to ten. The person "it" has his/her eyes closed while trying to tag the other players. If tagged you are "it". The person "it" can say "groundbees" as many times as they want, if the person it says "groundbees" and you are on the ground you are "it". The person "it" is allowed to go on the play structure and on the ground. The players are allowed to go on both too, but it would be dangerous to go on the ground because the person "it" would say "groundbees" and you would be "it". This game is a game of skill and ninja-ness.

While playing Groundbees I got hurt jumping from the slide to the platform. But, i'm still going to go back and play today because it's so fun.

Groundbees by Qbster April 7, 2009

Groundchele 

Defines the most certainly canon relationship between Glee actress, Lea Michele, and Ground, her ever faithful and doting lover.

Groundchele is definitely endgame. Do you think Lea Michele will be alive forever?

Groundchele by Ground's best friend, air July 22, 2012

Groundskeeper Willie 

Scottish janitor/groundskeeper of Springfield Elementary School, with with thick accent and bushy eyebrows. Famous for tearing his shirt exposing ripped, muscular torso. Lives in a shack on the school grounds, drives a tractor, often insults people he is gpeaking to.

Groundskeeper Willie: Have you got wax in your beester? I cannot fit into that wee vent, you croquet playing mint muncher.
Principal Skinner: Grease yourself up and get in there you... gruff speaking work slacker.
Groundskeeper Willie: Ooooh, good comeback.

Groundskeeper Willie by A.Warm July 1, 2006

grindage

1. food
2. the all-mighty pauly shore made this one.

1.cool chillin betty nugz bro, marley the joint and bust the grindage
2.most excellent grindage my friend.

grindage by cuco October 5, 2003

Groundfag 

Everyone who remains on ground while an unrecognized genius aviates his freshly built, physics laws defying aircraft. Commonly found in FU comics.

FU comic: How to build your own flying machine!!!
-First, find a sturdy metal chair;
-Weld some handles on the sides;
-Work out until you can lift at least your own weight;
-With your newfound strength, sit on your chair and lift it, sailing over groundfags with ease

Groundfag by nigeyaloo November 16, 2010