The most legitimate ground Pokemon of all time. It has an array of different attacks that all rape you. It starts every battle by pissing on the clouds so that the sun shines brightly in the sky. Then it can anally rape any pokemon with a solarbeam without even having to gather sunlight. If that doesn't make the Pokemon faint, Groudon will simply rape the ground with an earthquake, inciting mass chaos and pain within the colon of any nearby Pokemon. In a two vs. two battle, Groudon will rape all of the other participants, including his own partner.
Also used to refer to BAMFs who get action from everyone and their mother, simultaneously.
Also used to refer to BAMFs who get action from everyone and their mother, simultaneously.
Did you see that?!! That Groudon just raped his partner with an earthquake!
Wow, did you see that Groudon piss on the clouds? How cool was that?!!
If any of my Pokemon disobey my orders because of my lack of gym badges, I'll just make them fight a Groudon and watch as they get raped.
That guy is such a Groudon. He had sexual relations with both Joe and his mother...at the same time.
Wow, did you see that Groudon piss on the clouds? How cool was that?!!
If any of my Pokemon disobey my orders because of my lack of gym badges, I'll just make them fight a Groudon and watch as they get raped.
That guy is such a Groudon. He had sexual relations with both Joe and his mother...at the same time.
by gdogmanatee October 20, 2009
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The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.
by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011
Get the You're turning into a groudon mug.The Continent Pokemon. It's Fire/Ground-Typing gives it 2 weaknesses , however, it's ability Desolate Land prevents the use of Water-Type moves, it's quad-weakness. It's other weakness is Ground, but it shrugs of any and all attacks targeted towards it.
Overall, it should really be banned from Ubers to AG tier.
Overall, it should really be banned from Ubers to AG tier.
by CamSHIFT76 September 18, 2019
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by Peter Greenwall November 7, 2011
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Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
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Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!
by The Rob Show July 14, 2011
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