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grosselfinger 

Grosselfinger is usually a black pedophile who loves everything about little kid photo shoots. To the naked eye, people see grosselfinger as a normal guy who likes little kids.
Wow, you really went all grosselfinger on those little kids. Fuck you grosselfinger.
grosselfinger by Grosselfinger October 22, 2019

grossesque 

It is the essence of being gross
That salad is grossesque.
grossesque by Johnnypower December 31, 2009

Grosseled 

v. to get academically rapped, particularly in the area of science, by a wilderness lesbian multiple times. Limited only to southern Connecticut.
Dude your hands are bleeding, did you get grosseled today?
Grosseled by Fatman2468 October 27, 2011
Unable to think clearly; confused or perplexed; to be befuddled.
“Man that movie really gosseled my mind!”

“It really gossels me that Trump became president of the US…twice.”
Gossels by Solace l January 23, 2025

Les grosses couillasses du mec de l'infirmerie

A type a ball that is big and on a guy from infirmary.
Les grosses couillasses du mec de l'infirmerie, putain !

Les grosses couillasses du mec de l'infirmerie

A type of balls that belongs to the guy from the infirmary.
Les grosses couillasses du mec de l'infirmerie, on en a vu une, on les a toutes vues !
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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