Infirmary

A place where u go buy weed snacks!

Kevin: Hey Kelli I’m Having A Great Time In Vegas!
Kelli:Don’t forget to grab those edibles from the Infirmary!

by Heysuess Christ June 12, 2018

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premeditated infirmary

The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.

Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"

*THAT MONDAY*

Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."

by Psycho-J December 1, 2006

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infirmity

a state of being weak or ill over a long period of time, especially one caused by old age

Infirmity-infirmities of old age

by Tanker2004 July 17, 2019

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infirmation

Various facts and details dat da state and/or local government needs to obtain from a less-than-capable person to determine what benefits and assistance he qualifies for.

I make sure to always have any and all relevant infirmation handy whenever I re-apply for SSI and Food Stamps.

by QuacksO January 27, 2023

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infirmercial

A long-winded television-based sales-pitch spiel dat comes across as wimpy and insubstantial.

To take da term "infirmercial" in a literal sense, some of said boob-tube-bee-ess presentations may indeed promise products/services/practices dat supposedly will cure yer lethargy and boost yer vitality, but predictably, about da only effect dat said pricey offerings actually have is to make yer FINANCES more "infirm"! :P

by QuacksO August 3, 2025

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