Skip to main content

premeditated infirmary 

Share definition Flag
The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.
Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"

*THAT MONDAY*

Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."
premeditated infirmary by Psycho-J December 1, 2006
Get merch
Related Words
Infirmary • premeditated infirmary • infirmation • infirmercial • infirmity • Les grosses couillasses du mec de l'infirmerie

infirmity 

Share definition Flag
a state of being weak or ill over a long period of time, especially one caused by old age
Infirmity-infirmities of old age
infirmity by Tanker2004 July 17, 2019
Get merch

infirmation 

Share definition Flag
Various facts and details dat da state and/or local government needs to obtain from a less-than-capable person to determine what benefits and assistance he qualifies for.
I make sure to always have any and all relevant infirmation handy whenever I re-apply for SSI and Food Stamps.
infirmation by QuacksO January 27, 2023
Get merch

infirmercial

Share definition Flag
A long-winded television-based sales-pitch spiel dat comes across as wimpy and insubstantial.
To take da term "infirmercial" in a literal sense, some of said boob-tube-bee-ess presentations may indeed promise products/services/practices dat supposedly will cure yer lethargy and boost yer vitality, but predictably, about da only effect dat said pricey offerings actually have is to make yer FINANCES more "infirm"! :P
infirmercial by QuacksO August 3, 2025
Get merch

Les grosses couillasses du mec de l'infirmerie

Share definition Flag
A type a ball that is big and on a guy from infirmary.
Les grosses couillasses du mec de l'infirmerie, putain !
Get merch

Les grosses couillasses du mec de l'infirmerie

Share definition Flag
A type of balls that belongs to the guy from the infirmary.
Les grosses couillasses du mec de l'infirmerie, on en a vu une, on les a toutes vues !
Get merch